A poem by the majestic hound dog Taylor Dogg, who is the most beautiful hound dog in all of the land, and most of the sea.

My names Taylor Dogg,

My Ears Very Soft,

Im scary when theres other animals involved,

Otherwise I chill,

Queen of the castle,

Ill eat a hog if I have to,

Purebred not a pound thing,

Im a blood like Young Ma

Ouuu, thats a hound thing,